I feel like I should be putting a *SPOILER* tag on this…

Photo #826: Snowtop MountainsLocation Taken: Banff National Park, Alberta
Time Taken: June 2010

There I was, 1 AM, starting to feel a bit tired, been playing Skyrim for hours, when I decided “Just one more quest, and I’ll get off, write this post, and go to bed.”

I’d already been pretty deep into Raven Rock Mine by that point, had to turn back when the game decided to throw a Draugr Deathlord at poor little level 12 me. Those are enemies that you normally fight around level 30, by the way. But! I’d gained a few levels! And figured out a few ways to fight enemies that can kill me in two hits! Mostly by exploiting weaknesses in the AI, by hiding behind a wall waiting for my Magicka to come back and occasionally popping out to toss a fireball or two at the enemy just standing there. This only works against ranged enemies, but hey, I’ve got potions to fight the melee ones.

Alas, the enemies inside the mine had respawned since the last time I was there. That’s what I get for going off, doing several major quests, building a house, things like that. At least it meant the loot respawned as well, and that place has some nice loot.

So getting back to where I was took some extra time, and then there was the fight with the Deathlords. Yes, plural, I just hadn’t lived to see the second one. And they still could kill me in two hits. Alas, hiding in a corner waiting for my Magicka to recover for the next fireball takes a lot of standing around, which takes a lot of time. Two AM had come and went. But hey, Deathlords are a major threat, surely I was close to the end!

Oh look, intricate puzzle. Using a unique mechanic. And look, hallway of swinging blades of insta-death right behind it. Oh look, I forgot to save before attempting that hallway, now I have to do the puzzle again… And there’s a big boss fight and oh look, he can do massive damage to me! Time to hide behind a pillar for more waiting…

I really need to get items that speed up my Magicka regen…

But the day was won and the loot was collected! But oh, wait, that’s a Black Book, isn’t it? Touching it will take me to another realm, and another quest. But I don’t want to have to come all this way back to here just to grab the book later… Ah well, it’s only 3 AM!

One quest later, and several other tough battles later, and I finally leave the mine! Oh, hmm, I’m walking right past that other quest to heal the Earth Stone and free the minds of the villagers, aren’t I… Ah well, what’s another tough fight! Ok, a bit tougher than I expected. Wonder where that second Lurker came from, didn’t see it spawn…

Phew, done. Just have to head back to town and turn in the quest-

Wait. That’s a dragon shadow. Attacking the town. Darn it!

One dead dragon later, and a quick stop in the local jail (Sorry, Mr. Guard, I didn’t mean to hit you, I was aiming for the DRAGON right next to you!), and I finally turn in that quest! Phew.

And now it’s 4 AM. Joys. So much for “one last quest and then bed”.

But at least the town is saved. A few times over. Physically, from the dragon, mentally, from that stone, and economically, from it being tough to mine when a Draugr’s eating your face. I know that last one from personal experience.

  

Blacktop in a flat top of an island

Photo #825: Flat TopLocation Taken: Prince Edward Island
Time Taken: July 2012

Oh my, not a mountain! The scandal!

Don’t worry, mountain fans, they shall return once more! I just accidentally opened this file. Twice. That’s my usual sign that I must post that photo this day.

So yeah, Prince Edward Island! Lovely farmland and rolling hills. Much more rolling than hills, mind you. Not a mountain in sight. Highest spot on the whole island is only 466 feet above sea level. They don’t even have any particularly tall buildings. The best they’ve got is a surprisingly ugly 10-story hotel.

Hmmm. That’s not really that impressive height wise. But! They do manage better than Florida! That swamp of a state only manages 345 feet above sea level!  Florida wins for taller buildings, though.

Poor Florida, so flat, and not even as pretty as Prince Edward Island. Full of swamps and miserably hot weather, too. Why do people live there again?

  

Blazing Heat of the North

Photo #824: Red RockLocation Taken: Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland
Time Taken: July 2012

It’s too hoooot!

I know it’s summer, but does it have to be sweltering?! I mean, today it got up to-

Um.

Seventy-three degrees.

And it’s 63 right now. And raining somewhat.

…Why am I feeling so hot again?

Stupid overly-stable climates, making a mere 10 degree jump above average feel far too warm…

  

The Mirrored Life is the Only Life I Know

Photo #823: Mirror LakeLocation Taken: Banff National Park, Alberta
Time Taken: June 2010

How many days have you spent where you didn’t see a mirror all day long?

It can’t be very many. Every bathroom has one, even run-down gas station ones that require a key to get into. The only ones I recall visiting that didn’t have a mirror were lacking other key things as well, such as running water.

It’s oddly creepy, having these things all over. Just a scrap of flat glass with silvering on the back, staring at you. Showing you who you are. Or at least what you look like. Well, sort of. It’s the reverse of what you actually look like, a visual illusion crafted by a simple device.

Did you know, once you get accustomed to how you look in the mirror, you’ll always find your image in photographs to look off somehow. The illusion becomes so persuasive that the reality seems false.

Don’t like the concept of a false self image? Good luck getting away from it. The mirrors are everywhere.

  

Darn Kids, Get off my Continent!

Photo #822: Newfoundland MountainLocation Taken: Western Newfoundland
Time Taken: July 2012

Hmmm… The mountains of Newfoundland, they’re quite different from the Canadian Rockies, aren’t they…

Much shorter, for one. Especially if you measure from sea level. The plain in the photo is only a few feet above the nearby ocean, after all. That lake’s probably at almost exactly the same level. By some standards, these would barely count as mountains at all.

This steep slope also has more green and less plants than the ones I’ve been posting the last few days. Main difference is that those aren’t trees. There’s shrubs, and certainly grass and other similar plants, but that’s not at all tree territory. Too northern, too rocky, too steep, too windy. Only reason it has plants at all is because there’s a lot of moisture slamming into it from the strong winds coming from the ocean.

These are also rather old structures, unlike the geologically young Rockies. The elements have worn them down for millions of years, until only the strong layers remain. This is not rock that will go gently into the night. Only lots of hard work from the plants and weather will chip its surface. This is a curmudgeon of a mountain, standing strong against everything.