…I can’t think of a title…

Photo #583: Awesome BirdLocation Taken: National Zoo, Washington DC
Time Taken: March 2010

Upside of keeping a daily blog: you quickly accumulate a lot of content to show off to people.

Downside of keeping a daily blog: you have to post even when you have a nasty headache and a possible ear infection and can’t think.

Awesomeness of this bird: high.

  

Strange Videos, Silly Birds, and Polka Dots

Photo #582: Silly BirdsLocation Taken: National Zoo, Washington DC
Time Taken: March 2010

It’s always a bad sign when I start watching the weird side of Youtube gaming videos. And laughing. So silly, so funny!

*giggles madly*

So yeah, photo of silly birds! Look at silly birds! They are silly!

…I think I lost my brain somewhere. Have you seen it?

It’s the one that was crazy enough to try to update with a headache and a strange sense of humor.

I think it’s purple. With polka dots. And I think that’s the first time I’ve ever typed polka dots. Why is it “polka” dots anyway. The dots have nothing to do with polka anyway. Oh, thanks, internets, guess it was just named that to try to latch onto the polka being super popular when the pattern came out. Yes, the polka was once the hottest thing around. And not just amongst old people too. Just imagine how your grandkids will stare when you do the Gangnam Style dance or whatever the latest dance craze is in fifty years or so. And I am totally babbling, aren’t I?

  

In your Kitchen, the Wealth of an Empire is Found!

Photo #581: Metal SwanLocation Taken: Banff, Alberta
Time Taken: June 2010
Relevance to post: Minimal

Every time I hear a prediction along the lines of “in 50 years, we’ll completely run out of X!!”, I just pause and think of aluminum.

I doubt you’ve ever really thought about aluminum, have you? It’s so, well, common. You find it in everything from airplanes to cans, anything that needs a good lightweight metal. It’s so cheap we even wrap up food with aluminum foil and then just toss out the foil when we’re done with it. Imagine doing that with gold foil or the like! It’d be absurd, right?

Less than 150 years ago, aluminum was one of the most expensive metals on the planet, up to and including being more expensive than gold.

You see, while approximately 8% of the planet’s surface is aluminum, it’s actually really hard to find naturally pure aluminum. Almost all of it is locked away in one ore or another, mostly bauxite, none of which complied with the standard method of extracting metals from ores (aka heating it a whole heck of a lot). And the few alternate processes that they figured out were highly expensive in and of themselves, using elements that were also rather rare. So while it was and is a common element, we couldn’t actually DO anything with most of it.

Which, of course, made the little aluminum humans found exceedingly valuable. An amazingly bright, amazingly lightweight, amazingly rare metal? It’s no wonder royalty and other governments avidly collected and displayed it. Heck, when the Washington Monument was completed in 1884, the builders chose to show the power of the United States by capping it with a massive 100 ounce piece of aluminum, the largest solid piece ever made!

Well, for at least two more years of “ever”. In 1886, two different scientists, Charles Martin Hall and Paul Héroult, were playing around with the cutting edge of science, which at the time was electricity, and applying it to the aluminum problem. Almost simultaneously, they both figured out how to use an electric current to draw the pure aluminum away from all the other stuff in the bauxite ore. They both told others of their discovery, which became known as the Hall-Héroult process, and started production. The price of aluminum dropped through the floor. It didn’t even take five years before that priceless capstone became just a lump of cheap metal.

Now, back to my initial thought. The reason why I always take any prediction on the 50+ year scale with a major grain of salt is because science never stays still. The people making those predictions might be using the best data available, and extrapolating it out to a logical and well-supported end point. But extrapolation always assumes nothing changes. And things are always changing. Now, this isn’t my saying “ignore the predictions entirely”, but more an “expect things to change as we react to the forces that caused the prediction to happen in the first place”.

After all, tell anyone in 1870 that aluminum would one day be used for pop cans, and they’d have laughed at your wild imagination. Any world where anyone could buy large amounts of aluminum with pocket change must be a world of unimaginable riches!

…Which, admittedly, to 1870’s eyes, today’s world is.

  

Tracks in the Sand, Traces of Others who came Before

Photo #580: Tracks In The SandLocation Taken: Trout River, Newfoundland
Time Taken: July 2012

I wonder whose footsteps those are…

They’re not mine, mind you. At least, I don’t recall dipping my toes at this beach. Not even my fingers! And that doesn’t look like the sort of tracks I tend to leave, anyway.

I have in other beaches, mind you. It’s fun just feeling the water, even if you don’t plan to go swimming. It sort of brings a deeper connection with whatever water is in front of you, knowing how cold it is and how it feels against the skin.

Admittedly, with most of the beaches I visit, the testing of the waters is quickly followed by a desire NOT to swim in them, for they’re far too cold for it to be a pleasant experience. It’s really too bad, since northern beaches tend to be quite lovely…

But still I test the waters, and somehow just seeing these tracks in the sand, of another doing just the same thing, makes me feel like there’s a kindred spirit out there. It’s oddly nice, knowing others share your quirks.

  

Octothorpe would be a GREAT supervillian name!

Photo #579: Awesome MountainLocation Taken: Buffalo Bill State Park, Wyoming
Time Taken: October 2012
Relevance to post: None

Octothorpe!

Octothorpe, octothorpe, happy happy octothorpe~!

Do you know what an octothorpe is?!

It’s merely a really common punctuation mark, especially on the internets…

Still don’t have a clue?

#!!!

#Octothorpe!

…Yes, octothorpe is the actual name for the hashtag symbol, #. Well, one of the official names. There’s also number sign, hash, pound sign, and the most recent variant, hashtag. It’s a versatile little set of lines, isn’t it?

Octothorpe is definitely the most awesome of the names, though. By far.

Octoooothooooorpe!!!